Front and back photo of two bags of coffee. Design features colorful big-eyed dinosaurs clutching coffee mugs. Label reads Winchell Mountain Coffee. "Old Friends Having Coffee" small batch Italian Roast. Net weight 12 oz (340 grams) art by Sandra Boynton (yes, that Sandra Boynton)

Old Friends Having Coffee and Talking about Books

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Coffee Talk

This post is not about coffee. But we’re going to start there.

I was in my thirties before I thought coffee wasn’t flavored with burnt wet hay. I kept trying it, with plenty of sweetener and dairy. Then less and less add-ins, more and more just coffee.

italian roast has entered the chat

Over the decades my palate has decided that Italian Roast is sublime, peak coffee. The Sophia Loren and Stanley Tucci of coffee.

It’s different from other roasting choices because, while it reaches the same final temperature, it does it much more slowly. Deep, dark flavor with a bitter edge that doesn’t taste like char and burnt wet hay. It holds up to being iced, which is my favorite way to drink it.

Small image of large black button and small green button that is lit Karin Kallmaker @kallmaker post conducted test 37 of my scietific theory "Coffee will not brew if I don't press the button." Results: PROVEN. #WhyThereIsNoCoffee

There are lots of fancy ways to make coffee, but my go-to is a good ol’ Mr. Coffee. Measure the grounds into the paper filter (all of which is compostable). Bang in the potful of water. Remember to push the button. Watch dark brown goodness drip into pot. Because “Good coffee doesn’t have to be complicated.”

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As a woman in my sixties, I need to reduce caffeine intake a bit. My solution is to blend my ground coffee beans with half decaf, half regular. Peet’s Italian Roast transports me to Europe with every sip, but they don’t do a decaf.

sandra boynton has entered the chat

Enter the champion of my kids’ toddler years, Sandra Boynton. (If you don’t know who she is, where have you been living?) Ms. Boynton, it seems, also likes coffee. And she likes her local Winchell Mountain Coffee Roasters in the Hudson Valley region of New York. Their tag line is “Good coffee doesn’t have to be complicated” – I quoted it above. Boynton created the artwork for their retail coffee bags, like the ones featured at the top and bottom of this post.

Winchell Mountain Coffee makes a decaf Italian Roast that is sublime, and it comes in a delightful bag with dinosaurs sipping from mugs. Old Friends Having Coffee is a beautiful thing.

sapphic reading has entered the chat

This post is actually about the Golden Crown Literary Society 2026 Conference in Orlando that starts this Wednesday! Where I will be hanging out with old friends and making new ones. And having coffee. And ice cream. And we’re all going to be talking about sapphic books. Lesbian and bi books, trans and pan books, romances and mysteries, and, well, everything sapphic stories.

Look, I’m not crazy about Orlando in August. No doubt we will all be able to drink the air. There’s also the way the government of Florida treats my trans siblings and the rest of us queers. The way they want to ban our books and remove all queers from view of the public. It make me not want to give them any tax revenue. I nearly didn’t go, which would have meant missing my first GCLS Conference ever, and I’ve been to them all so far.
 

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A heartfelt plea changed my mind. It came from the queer peeps I know who live there under siege and desperately need to feel they’ve not been forgotten. I want to shun Florida, but I won’t shun my family to do it.

Besides, now that the event is nearly here, I know I would have regretted not going for my own selfish reasons: I need my hugs. I need my lesbian energy. I need to laugh and be with writers and readers who celebrate real, human sapphic creativity and fellowship. I need all that while living in much safer California, so I can imagine how my Florida family feels – and all I can say is that some of these hugs and elbow bumps will be fierce.

All feelings that genAI will never, ever understand. curse words removed

schedule has entered the chat

Something new this year: Author Kimberly J.M. Wilson created the idea of a “Connection” table that will have at least one GCLS regular attendee there throughout the conference to say hi to, answer questions, or simply chat. There could even be a jigsaw puzzle to make it easy to avoid conversation, because lots of us are awkward and Kimberly thought, well, why not be awkward together.

My entire schedule for the conference looks like this:

Table with Karin's 2026 Conference schedule.

Of course I’ll be attending other sessions and hanging out here and there.

Saturday culminates in the Goldies when writers, cover designers, and narrators will be told “Woo Hoo! You’re Doing Great!” and “Your Work is Outstanding in the Field!” (And if any of you feel like crossing your fingers for Frosting on the Cake 3 to win a Goldie, I will happily accept your energy!)

boynton silliness remains in the chat

Image of two bags of coffee. Woo Hoo features cartoon chickens yelling "Woo Hoo! You're Doing Great!" Label reads Winchell Mountain Coffee Woo Hoo! small batch Moca Java. Outstanding in the Field features cows wearing cool sunglasses. Label reads Winchell Mountain Coffee small batch Country Blend. Both read Net weight 12 oz (340 grams). Art by Sandra Boynton (yes, that Sandra Boynton)

Sandra Boynton is a delightful national treasure, yes she is. For at least five years every day ended with a kid on my lap, a Boynton board book in our hands, and reading aloud pure fun. She has helped raise generations of young readers. Now, every time I have coffee, I remember all those magic moments.

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To Boldly Follow Now Exclusively at Amazon, Kindle Unlimited

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Shortest blog ever? Maybe?

As promised, To Boldly Follow is now exclusively at Amazon for Kindle Unlimited subscribers or for purchase. One September 12 it will be available everywhere else it can possibly be, including Bella Books, Apple, Kobo, and library services.

Amazon links:

 USA     UK     AUS     CAN     DEU     NL    

 ITL     ESP     FR     JPN     MX     BRZ     IND 

If you’re one of the many people who got their copy from my store this past week, I’d deeply appreciate a rating and/or review at Goodreads or Amazon.

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Cover, To Boldly Follow by Karin Kallmaker. Text COMING SOON. Heat Cute. Spicy Surprises. Best Wrong Decision Ever. Hope & Romance Novella. Cover, To Boldly Follow, a lesbian convention heat-cute by Karin Kallmaker. A cartoon redheaded, pink-skinned woman in purple clothes and carrying a yellow Bag of Holding gazes at her phone. Yellow, blue, and pink hearts sprinkle across a rainbow-gradient background. Published by Romance and Chocolate Ink.

A Sweet Surprise – Cover Reveal of a New Novella

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June 13 update – – > It’s on Kindle Unlimited and Amazon.

June 2 update – – > IT’S HERE!


Some things go as planned, and other things don’t. That’s life. In the case of To Boldly Follow, changing plans ended up being a very good thing.

How it Started

I wanted to release the story, written back in 2017, into the wild for readers who didn’t catch it in its original iteration. That’s it. So simple, right? It’ll just take a couple days, sure. I literally said that aloud because I NEVER LEARN.

And then it grew FIVE TIMES the size and became a novella at just over 12,000 words.

The original story is called “LARP,” and appeared in Conference Call. The anthology was expertly edited by the award-winning Ann Roberts and published by Bella Books.

Why it Grew

When writing for anthologies there’s often a word count limit. I consider it a challenge to meet the limit while creating a fun, quick immersion into a moment in lesbian lives. (I really enjoy writing short stories!) As I revisited the story, the live-action-role-play-curious, navigationally challenged Quinn Simmons woke up in my brain.

Quinn: “Hey, stuff happened later that night, you know.”
Me: “I’m sure it did.”
Quinn: (sighs)
Me: “Oh – do you want to tell me about it?”
Quinn: (rolls eyes) “Duh. Plus you left out some stuff from when we met.”
Me: “Let me get a document open.”
Quinn: “It wasn’t my fault I got lost, you know.”
Me: “If you say so.”
Quinn: “Do you want to know what happened or not?”
Me: “I do. Yes I do.”

And she told me!! She told me everything. And then she told me about the very nervous next date and maybe, just maybe, a chance for more.

So Yeah, It Took More than a Couple Days

See above: I never learn. Also, Life Happens.

Over the past few months there was restful, fun, long vacation. That ended with one of those Life events as my mom went through a bad spell – she’s on the mend now. So it’s taken a while to get a version done that I like. That’s why I’m so happy to say that To Boldly Follow is on it’s final “let it sit a bit and cook a little, then read it aloud” step. It should be in final epub format in less than a week from now.

First Available Exclusively on My Site

There will be a brief period when the shiny new novella will be on my site at a 33% discount – $1.99 instead of $2.99. Basically, what the big sellers take in their commission I’m passing onto my site users. I’ll post a new blog and send a newsletter when it’s here. (Do you need to subscribe to my newsletter? It’s free, no ads, and sent only when there’s book news.)

Then Kindle Unlimited and Amazon

After that, for 90 days, the story will be in KU and for purchase at $2.99 exclusively at Amazon. That means I have to remove it from my site for that period of time.

Then Everywhere

The moment the 90 days are up it’ll be available again here and everywhere else at $2.99, like Bella Books, Kobo, and Apple. With the blessings of the cyber deities, it will eventually make its way to library users who are soaking up the sweet, sweet, free reading courtesy of their local library and apps like Libby.

So Keep Your Eyes on Your Inbox

If you’re intrigued, stay tuned for the Karin’s Site Only launch of To Boldly Follow. That’s when I’ll have a full sample and more information.

In the meantime stay safe, take a deep breath, and be like Quinn: believe something more just might be possible.

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Why Generative AI Can Never Write My Next Book

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This post is going to seem like a lot of words to make a very simple point. You could read the table of contents and get the gist.

It follows on what I wrote in My Voice and Why Gen AI Can’t Fake It a week or so ago.

As I wrote at the end of the post, I’m looking at a couple million words in the rear view mirror, and every project has the same lifecycle.

I learn.
I write.
I learn.
I publish.
I learn.
I write.
I learn.
I publish.
I learn…

Doesn’t it logically follow, then, that my next book will be written by a different me than the me that wrote my last book?

Gen AIOnly Knows the Past

If I were to give generative AI an idea or two, maybe a couple of plot points, and then ask it to write my next book it will write a book in the style of my previous books. Same techniques, mistakes, turns of phrase – it might even get some of the pop culture that always seems to seep in.

But it won’t know anything about me that happened since my latest book unless I tell it. And even if I could find a way to articulate formative and important events in my life, it could not predict the precise way I reacted. For example, it could not scan the way I reacted to the news that I had breast cancer that might inform a future character having that experience.

It has no knowledge of the “aha” moments of creativity and flights of fancy. AI might be able to tell me the name of a song that caught my interest, but couldn’t possibly guess how a motif or rhythm change made me want to replicate my emotional response to it in a scene. I’ll only know when I’ve listened to the piece two dozen more times and made an attempt to put music into words in the head of a character who exists now in my head because of that music.

Generative AI can only take data it’s been fed and regurgitate that data. It isn’t capable of creativity.

Plus, Sometimes the Past Needs to Stay in the Past

I’m proud of all my books. They were the best I could do at the time. Nevertheless, they have outdated ideas, limitations in imagination, and words I would no longer choose.

If genAI were to concoct a “new” work based on my old work, it would repeat mistakes and limitations of the past. And there would be so… many… ellipses….

Frankly, anyone who tries to write a book based on genAI manipulation of my previous work deserves to inherit those mistakes and the reactions of readers to them.

Future Me is the Only Me that Can Write a Future Book

That’s the basic physics of time, isn’t it? In our world time goes in one direction and entropy is a journey we’re all on, all headed to the same end.

The life begets art begets life cycle is the magic of storytelling. The writing of it is a journey, and it becomes a journey all its own for the reader. Because I change, every time I write a book the journey is different. And any given reader changes too, so their journey with a book changes every time they read it.

life art cycle and arrows

Even someone who writes much faster than I do will change subtly from book to book. When it’s been a couple years, versus a couple months, the changes aren’t so subtle. I think I could pick up books by the same author, one written in 2015 and the other in 2025, and see the imprint of fundamental social change and upheaval.

As an example, I’m not the only writer who had a book started when COVID-19 locked down the world, and found that continuing forward on the same plan for it no longer made sense: the “contemporary now” of the social contract and political world changed. My trust in a lot of things I took for granted also fundamentally changed. As a result, Simply the Best became a different story of despair, redemption, and trust in love and in spite of the world.

Even I don’t know the totality of the person I will be tomorrow. And who I am tomorrow is who will write my next book. How could genAI ever get it right?

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Photo by me of a stack of books a reader brought to an event for me to sign, which I very happily did.

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"a calendar year's journey through the lives of couples who believe in love, live proud, and embrace the future" text over pink red white and blue swirl frosted cupcakes with sparkles and cover image of Frosting on the Cake 3: Still Crazy After All These Years by Karin Kallmaker

Frosting 3 – Goldie Finalist WINNER and That’s Crazy Good

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Over the course of a writer’s life the reason to put the words on page can vary along a spectrum from I HAVE TO DO THIS to READERS WANT THIS. Even during the creating of any story that measure slides back and forth.

With projects like Frosting on the Cake collections, almost every word is way over on the reader side of the scale.

You’ve let me know what novels you adore, and I specifically craft stories about the characters that continue the flow of that novel even if it’s been 35 years since the final page.

I’ll admit, though, that sometimes it’s a character yammering in my ear that inspires, like Lisa from both Warming Trend and My Lady Lipstick.

Also, as many of you already know, writing has been a struggle for a past few years due to medication and, well, the entire crapshow that is the United States government right now, and that crapshow built right on top of the crapshow that was COVID. Through it all my publisher, Bella Books, has been extraordinarily patient. We were all happy when the book finally reached readers!

For all that and more than I can likely express, it is meaningful and touching that Frosting on the Cake 3: Still Crazy After All These Years is a finalist for a 2026 Goldie Award. I wrote it for readers, especially those who have been with me since 1989, all through the gay and gayer 1990s, the end of our bookstores, the beginning of the wild ride that is still publishing in the 2020s. I heard from many of you how much you enjoyed one more look into the lives of old favorites and newer stories too.

Thank you, all of you.


The Goldies are the awards of the Golden Crown Literary Society, which also hosts my favorite event of the year. I’ll be attending this August at the Orlando conference, standing proud and visible with my Florida queer family. I hope to see you there!

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