Real life isn’t just a humorous anecdote or two, however, and there were moments when I might have felt sorry for myself because basically the whole “holiday” week was devoted to One Thing After Another.
Wearing of the Green
I’ve got green eyes to protect me from pinches (or so I’ve claimed every March 17 for many years), and my daughter is well equipped with green leggings, shamrocks on her shirt and a green hat to avoid pinches. My son will wear a green hoodie while claiming he was going to wear that anyway. I’ve got less Irish blood in me than I do Native American, but it’s St. Paddy’s Day, and today I’m Irish! Erin go bragh!
Web Mistress, Erotic Saddles and Keywords
I’m not surprised by searches like “lesbian romance books” or “lesbian erotica lesbian romance” or even “night vision embrace painted” – that sounded like a reader who couldn’t for the life of her remember how to spell my name.
Gung Hay Fat Choy!
So, fellow Rats, let’s party while we can. Gung hay fat choy! “May you become prosperous!”
Change in Outlook
So, if you want your mail to get through, be sure not to use “erectile” or “manhood” in the subject or the body of the e-mail.