My top two chocolates of all the many I have tasted. Not on commission. Just for the record.
Take California
After too many miles wishing that people in bulky vehicles understood the purpose of turn outs, we got to camp. I pulled in behind a car with the bumper sticker “I’m so gay I don’t even drive straight.”
The Things You Thought You’d Never Say
I am of course known far and wide for my genteel disposition and pristine ladylike manner.
Apply Acid and Scrub
So I look at my nice clean grout and am glad it was optional labor and I get to enjoy the fruits of my scrubbing every day.
Senseless Acts of Singing
Try as I might, I never could sing like Julie Andrews and I didn’t waste any time trying. My mother sewed me a costume though. I still have the carpetbag and the tea set.