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The Dysfunctional Family Reunion

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It’s really quite bothersome that I have no one to blame but myself.

If my novels are seen as children – and most of the time, that’s how it feels – I have more than 30 of them. All with two main characters, a bunch of friends, family, and the occasional villain. In this volume of bonus short stories, the earliest novel is from 1993 and the latest from 2023.

That’s 30 years of life. For 60 main characters. And the friends, family, and occasional villain for 60 characters.

To add to the “fun,” some of the novels already birthed extra short stories, so there were new friends, family, and occasional villains, plus the actual happenings in the short story. Wild Things, for example, has a short story in both previous Frosting volumes, and one in this one.

That explains why, when medication gifted me brain fog, I couldn’t think my way around any of the stories because of all the voices. That’s a lot of voices running around in my head in one long stream of consciousness event.

Because the thing is, when the brain fog cleared, it didn’t get a lot better. What a bunch of opinionated, delightful, vivid personalities all in one place! Living and loving loud and proud.

I mean, Who did this?

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Bunny Screaming – Thoughts I Am Finding Comforting

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I’ve been mulling over what the people currently abusing their power want. What is it that they’re longing for as they ban books, cancel cancer research, and outlaw human beings? My conclusion is that they want a time based on the past where they were somehow even better off than they already are.

What do all those magical days of yore have in common? They ended. All of them. They couldn’t survive the future.

I’m reminding myself of this almost daily. What they want never survives. They always fail. Yes, they can wreak havoc and despair, and bludgeon entire ways of life, but in the end, their center cannot hold, as the poem goes.

Many times when reading the accounts of some new outrageous behavior this administration then denies ever happened, I realize it sounds so familiar. Steal a list of names to hunt for enemies so you can persecute them, for example. Watergate anyone? Tech today lets them do it from a computer instead of hiring burglars, but OMG, they’re no trickier than Nixon.

Why hold a red-hat protest in a park historically safe for gay or trans people? Same reason the white conehat people marched in Skokie. For people younger than me, the bottomless pit of spite and cruelty feels new, of course, but I see in it the same-old-tired same-old-thing.

Their entire game plan, that they think they wrote all by their own little selves, is stolen from old playbooks for ways of life that failed.

The echo of “Have you no decency? Have you no shame?” is loud in my head. By the way, if you haven’t watched Good Night, and Good Luck recently, treat yourself. You will recognize the tactics. Right out of history, including archival footage – watch how the lies withered, and the witch hunt failed.

None of which is to say we don’t fight and resist. We have to. And we’ll win, and our children will win. Again. The foreseeable outcomes of their recklessness toward science and health are nothing but bad, and I don’t mean to make light of that. It’s very real. I share in the mass despair of “Not this again, do we really have to win this again? Seriously?

Maybe it’s because I make a living with creativity that, on top of all the reasons I find these people universally contemptible, I also feel a pitying disdain for their copy-paste goals stolen from failed regimes.

 
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So many lies. So much intellectual dishonesty. So much bad faith. So much open intent to simply hurt people because they can. Sometimes you have to grab your bunny and scream, “There are four lights!” Yes, I know I’m mixing up fandoms and I don’t care.*

History tells us how to resist: in big and little ways. There is no single best way. Every way matters. Individuals make a difference and yet we are still strongest together.

They want our joy, and they can’t fucking have it. And, yes, I will cuss the entire time.
 
 

*Fine. Screenshot from Thor: Love and Thunder of a really pissed off Asgardian girl. Quote from Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 6, Episode 11 wherein Picard can gain safety if he’ll only say there are five lights.

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Black Velvet and a Little Boi Smile – The Linkapalooza

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The exclusivity term at Kindle Unlimited has expired! You can get Black Velvet and a Little Boi Smile almost everywhere as of now.

One of the reasons I made this story exclusive to Amazon for the first 90 days was so those readers who rely on Kindle Unlimited would get a chance to read the story. And they did – it ranked #1 in its category during release week, and lingered in the top ten for the first 30 days. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Linkapalooza

Here’s the massive linkapalooza for it’s entire distribution.* Or, you can go to your favorite book place and search for “kallmaker black velvet.” The story is still only 99¢ in $US, or the equivalent in your local currency. If you read via your library it’s free.Read More

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Dandelion Times: Our Heads Explode

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To my author friends, regardless of how you publish

When times are uncertain and consumer confidence plummets, perceived luxuries are the first things people give up. Books, movies, subscriptions, branded merch/clothing, and travel, to name a few.

Boycotts are one thing. Economic chaos and mass sudden unemployment are another thing, and they are very bad news for anyone whose income is from the “luxury” sectors. We are having Lockdown 2020 rolled together with Global Economic Crisis 2008 and post-9/11 all at once.

This chaos at home causes a chaos tsunami around the world which rolls over us all again at home. And so on. We’re not isolated.

Some of the sales results we are seeing aren’t boycotts. They’re economic anxiety, and they are beyond our control. That’s a hard thing to accept. I know – I’ve had to accept many changes in my 35+ year career and it’s not fun.

Hopes and dreams are being disrupted everywhere. IMHO, it’s going to get worse before it might get better.

Control what you can: your work, your plans to stay safe, your connections to other people, and the ground on which you stand.

Love and support to all.

(The pictured quote is from the Tricycle Haiku Challenge. Author and date are obscured by paywall.)

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A Butch-Femme Wedding Meet Cute!

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These are weird times. I recently posted on various social media how hard it is to feel that marketing matters right now. And I say that even though I know that stories have always given our community hope. More than ever, we need stories that remind us our hopes and dreams can come true. That the world ought to be better than it is – we deserve that.

One learned lesson is that the world we inhabit has many levels. When the big, bad world sucks, it’s the close world of our families and friends, the kindness of a stranger, the ridiculously happy sound of a kid laughing, and yes a delicious scoop of gelato! – those are the things that lift us up, keep us safe, and remind us that support and love are normal. Not exceptions.

Black Velvet and a Little Boi Smile

Today I’m releasing a short story featuring the close-to-us world where we celebrate life’s magic with friends, meet new people, and go about daily life best we can. Where an instant attraction can lead to self-discovery – and a great deal more.

Amy adores the bride, her BFF, as much as she loathes the bridesmaid dress. Once the newlyweds have departed, why linger? Maybe because one of the groom’s attendants is Maxim, and Maxim really knows how to rock that black velvet jacket she’s wearing.

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